HOW EASILY DO THE SIGNS FALL IN LOVE?

  1. Aries: Almost as easily as they fall out of love (aka very easily)
  2. Taurus: Not that long but it'll take months to admit it
  3. Gemini: *What is Love starts playing*
  4. Cancer: Fairly easily but they'll keep denying it
  5. Leo: Stroke their ego and they'll be allllll about you real quick
  6. Virgo: Not at all
  7. Libra: Is constantly in love, so falling in love with someone else takes about 2 seconds
  8. Scorpio: Right before a one night stand. However it quickly fades
  9. Sagittarius: Pretty easily but bounces right back
  10. Capricorn: It takes forever and a day to get one to fall in love
  11. Aquarius: *whispers* love isn't real hoe
  12. Pisces: Talk about puppies and give it five seconds
13th Apr 27541  

jasperdot:

i really hate the effect our hypersexualized society has on young girls. do you know how fucked up it is for an 11 year old girl to be scared of heterosexual sex because she thinks its inevitable? when i was 11, guys told me it would be painful, that penetration was mandatory, and that guys will want blowjobs. when i said i didnt want to do that ever, everyone made fun of me, and my parents told me i’d want that when i got older. guys always look forward to sex but little girls not even in their teens yet are anticipating it in fear because they think it’s mandatory for them to experience pain and humiliation to please men honestly what the fuuuck

04th Apr 234989  

Most to least likely to overthink

astrobility:

  1. Gemini
  2. Cancer
  3. Libra
  4. Aquarius
  5. Capricorn
  6. Virgo
  7. Pisces
  8. Leo
  9. Scorpio
  10. Aries
  11. Taurus
  12. Sagittarius
04th Apr 3572  

youwerelookingattay:

brattybrows:

MY HEADDD HURTS

Then there’s Taylor Swift 

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04th Apr 353704  

siriusplack:

troy bolton chad danforth potter you were named after the two raddest Wildcats i ever knew now take this basketball and get your head in the game

04th Apr 201541  

signs at their best vs. at their worst

  1. Aries at their best: "I love you my life is amazing I love everyone. hugs for all."
  2. Aries at their worst: "I hate my life I hate you let's kill everyone."
  3. Taurus at their best: "Let's have a giant cuddle puddle with everyone I love people"
  4. Taurus at their worst: *eats the entire refrigerator including the metal* "My life is over"
  5. Gemini at their best: "wow I'm fabulous. do you see how perfect I am? I'm the new Beyoncé"
  6. Gemini at their worst: "you know I could kill you?"
  7. Cancer at their best: "has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? wow can I be you? I love you. I love you all" *blows kisses and throws flowers everywhere*
  8. Cancer at their worst: "I RULE THIS FUCKING WORLD BACK OFF AND DONT FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO"
  9. Leo at their best: "wow I'm so perfect I'm beautiful."
  10. Leo at their worst: "MY LIFE SUCKS. DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH MY LIFE SUCKS?"
  11. Virgo at their best: *feminist rant* "I love everyone wow"
  12. Virgo at their worst: "actually I hate you all. now I need to go clean my fucking room and cry"
  13. Libra at their best: *signs entire musical soundtrack*
  14. Libra at their worst: "nobody loves me. you don't love me. he doesn't love me. my mum doesn't love me. my cat doesn't love me. my goldfish doesn't even love me."
  15. Scorpio at their best: "I'm a fucking goddess my life is perfect"
  16. Scorpio at their worst: "I hate myself my life is over"
  17. Sagittarius at their best: "heheheheh" *does something stupid* "wow I'm HILARIOUS"
  18. Sagittarius at their worst: *kills you and drinks your blood*
  19. Capricorn at their best: "I hate all of you" *evil smile*
  20. Capricorn at their worst: "I hate all of you" *emotional breakdown and sobs for the next year*
  21. Aquarius at their best: "unicorns are real dude I swear. everyone is so beautiful. can I paint you? you're gorgeous and so am I!"
  22. Aquarius at their worst: *sobs* "I hate earth. that's it, I'm moving to Mars"
  23. Pisces at their best: "I'm so cute. so kawaii. wow I'm an angel and so are you. hehe"
  24. Pisces at their worst: "murder"
03rd Apr 106887  

This could be fun or extremely sad

  1. 1: Name
  2. 2: Age
  3. 3: 3 Fears
  4. 4: 3 things I love
  5. 5: 4 turns on
  6. 6: 4 turns off
  7. 7: My best friend
  8. 8: Sexual orientation
  9. 9: My best first date
  10. 10: How tall am I
  11. 11: What do I miss
  12. 12: What time were I born
  13. 13: Favorite color
  14. 14: Do I have a crush
  15. 15: Favorite quote
  16. 16: Favorite place
  17. 17: Favorite food
  18. 18: Do I use sarcasm
  19. 19: What am I listening to right now
  20. 20: First thing I notice in new person
  21. 21: Shoe size
  22. 22: Eye color
  23. 23: Hair color
  24. 24: Favorite style of clothing
  25. 25: Ever done a prank call?
  26. 27: Meaning behind my URL
  27. 28: Favorite movie
  28. 29: Favorite song
  29. 30: Favorite band
  30. 31: How I feel right now
  31. 32: Someone I love
  32. 33: My current relationship status
  33. 34: My relationship with my parents
  34. 35: Favorite holiday
  35. 36: Tattoos and piercing i have
  36. 37: Tattoos and piercing i want
  37. 38: The reason I joined Tumblr
  38. 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
  39. 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
  40. 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
  41. 42: When did I last hold hands?
  42. 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
  43. 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
  44. 45: Where am I right now?
  45. 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
  46. 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
  47. 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
  48. 49: Am I excited for anything?
  49. 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
  50. 51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
  51. 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
  52. 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
  53. 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
  54. 55: What is something I disliked about today?
  55. 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  56. 57: What do I think about most?
  57. 58: What’s my strangest talent?
  58. 59: Do I have any strange phobias?
  59. 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
  60. 61: What was the last lie I told?
  61. 62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
  62. 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
  63. 64: Do I believe in magic?
  64. 65: Do I believe in luck?
  65. 66: What's the weather like right now?
  66. 67: What was the last book I've read?
  67. 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
  68. 69: Do I have any nicknames?
  69. 70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
  70. 71: Do I spend money or save it?
  71. 72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
  72. 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
  73. 74: Favorite animal?
  74. 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
  75. 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
  76. 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
  77. 78: How can you win my heart?
  78. 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
  79. 80: What is my favorite word?
  80. 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
  81. 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
  82. 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
  83. 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
  84. 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
  85. 86: What is my current desktop picture?
  86. 87: Had sex?
  87. 88: Bought condoms?
  88. 89: Gotten pregnant?
  89. 90: Failed a class?
  90. 91: Kissed a boy?
  91. 92: Kissed a girl?
  92. 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
  93. 94: Had job?
  94. 95: Left the house without my wallet?
  95. 96: Bullied someone on the internet?
  96. 97: Had sex in public?
  97. 98: Played on a sports team?
  98. 99: Smoked weed?
  99. 100: Did drugs?
  100. 101: Smoked cigarettes?
  101. 102: Drank alcohol?
  102. 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
  103. 104: Been overweight?
  104. 105: Been underweight?
  105. 106: Been to a wedding?
  106. 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
  107. 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
  108. 109: Been outside my home country?
  109. 110: Gotten my heart broken?
  110. 111: Been to a professional sports game?
  111. 112: Broken a bone?
  112. 113: Cut myself?
  113. 114: Been to prom?
  114. 115: Been in airplane?
  115. 116: Fly by helicopter?
  116. 117: What concerts have I been to?
  117. 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
  118. 119: Learned another language?
  119. 120: Wore make up?
  120. 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
  121. 122: Had oral sex?
  122. 123: Dyed my hair?
  123. 124: Voted in a presidential election?
  124. 125: Rode in an ambulance?
  125. 126: Had a surgery?
  126. 127: Met someone famous?
  127. 128: Stalked someone on a social network?
  128. 129: Peed outside?
  129. 130: Been fishing?
  130. 131: Helped with charity?
  131. 132: Been rejected by a crush?
  132. 133: Broken a mirror?
  133. 134: What do I want for birthday?
03rd Apr 1361312  

50 Drag Race Questions You Should Answer

violetchotchke:

1.      Favorite Drag Race Moment
2.      Favorite Drag Race contestant
3.      Favorite Drag Race Winner
4.       Comedy Queens or Beauty Pageant Queens
5.       Favorite Lip Sync For Your Life
6.       Drag Rupaul or Out Of Drag Rupaul?
7.       Favorite Season 6 Queen
8.       Most attractive queen out of drag
9.       Best Snatch Game Impersonation
10.   Favorite Season
11.   Favorite runway look
12.   Jujubee or Manila?
13.   Raven or Raja?
14.   Sharon or Jinkx?
15.   Favorite catchphrase by RuPaul
16.   Best Feud
17.   Favorite Season 3 Queen
18.   DWV or AAA Girls?
19.   Favorite challenge
20.   Favorite ‘villain’
21.   Favorite drag queen song
22.   Favorite Season 1 Queen
23.   Alyssa Edwards or Coco Montrese?
24.   Favorite friendship
25.   Favorite Top Three
26.   Favorite Latrice Royale catchphrase
27.   Willam or Alaska?
28.   Least Favorite Queen
29.   Funniest Queen
30.   Meanest Queen
31.   Favorite Season 5 Queen
32.   Favorite mini challenge
33.   Best Miss Congeniality
34.   _____ should’ve won instead of _____
35.   Favorite shocking moment
36.   Favorite Season 2 Queen
37.   Favorite Catchphrase by a contestant
38.   Michelle Visage or Santino Rice?
39.   Favorite All-Stars team
40.   Least Favorite Season
41.   Rolaskatox or The Heathers?
42.   Sharon/PhiPhi or Jinkx/Roxxy feud?
43.   Favorite guest judge
44.   Best drag queen name
45.   Favorite Season 7 queen
46.   Favorite entrance by a queen
47.   Adore Delano or Courtney Act?
48.   Favorite Puerto Rican contestant
49.   Favorite Season 4 Queen
50.   Top three contenders for the season 7 crown

30th Mar 5350  

friendlysquid:

me: *gets upset at you*
me: *tells you I’m mad in the most passive aggressive way possible*
me: *apologizes for getting upset before you even have a chance to respond*
me: *invalidates my own emotions*
me: *gets upset at you for not caring more that I was upset*
me: *gets upset at myself for being shitty*
me: *dissociates*

06th Mar 255065  
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06th Mar 1494  
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